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I'm here to bring happiness to the fuzzier side of the interwebs! I'm an animator...sort of! I really suck! I'm unemployed! AGAIN! it's tragic. All i have left is my hard liquor and some jello in my fridge. I'm a guy living in the mountains and I'm hoping someday to move the hell out of his neighborhood to pursue my dreams of..uh....well it doesn't matter as long as I get lots of money to buy stuff like fabulous clothes and whiskey. I hope to one day own a bat cave that has lots of colorful wallpaper and a jacuzzi. For fun stuff I like to play Xbox360 or just hang out with other friends... I also drink alot. i hate country music. sometimes when i watch the Wiggles I get the incredible urge to just cover myself in jam and roll around on the floor wearing only my purple speedo. their music is magical. there is a pack of homosexual alley cats trying to rape my pomeranian it makes me angry.

i think i'm getting better an animating but it sure is hard. i drink so much red bull that i can't help but scream at my macbook's screen. my dad wants me to go to college but they are afraid of me because i enjoy screaming in the halls as i try to escape the rapist gnomes that live under the food court.

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